When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)
Selfie game so strong time itself can’t contain it
Little Russian Girl Walks on Ice For the First Time (x)
Dear future me,
I hope you ain’t sucha bitch.
(expect in a sexy way ?????)
I also hope you’re happier with yourself and your world around you. I hope you’re healthier and gotten on T already and can afford good food and going on gym and future Aamu is happy with you. I also hope you ain’t so depressed anymore and you’ve had guts to go places. It would be cool. Being this scared fucker is kinda terrible ok ? I hope you’re more sure of yourself, like you used to be on those good ol’ golden days :”)
And if you’ve fucked up with Mikael too or hurt him I’M GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR BALLS YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT !!!
Also never let your sense of humor go.
And man I hope u lazy bum have actually learnt to actually play bass or guitar at ur point, christ….
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ok but imagine a society where all the engineering was done with pool noodles. everything made out of pool noodles. society of pool noodles.
When he found himself in Night Vale his plain ‘ol space pants turned into actual space pants and he was quite pleased.
actually the shirt made me laugh harder
You are very pretty and inspirational and kinda have a mystic vibe ???
You are also very tasty
I hope you have nice grassy day and don’t get hit by a car !
If you do I hope you don’t mind me eating your now useless body
oh my fucks this is gonna be a long one, ok krhm
Dear Jared Padalecki
WOW YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU FUCKING SACK OF GORGEOUS HAIR AND TERRIBLY FINE MUSCLES
Seriously dude what the hell I used to look up to you sooooo fucking much and-
well I certainly do not anymore !! Ok I do a bit there’s hellova lot good thing in you too….. I hope ??????
But dude really you ever heard of feminism ??? And just equality in general???? Between all genders even ???? hOW ABOUT BEING A GROWN UP ???? Really, lately I’ve heard of so much of shit you’ve pulled and obviously got away with it because you’re you, pretty and funny and just fucking around haa haa so fun oh Jared u so funny !!!
and just fuck man
i’m just so disappointed ???? like yea no one’s perfect bUT BEING A FUCKING MISOGYNIST ASSHAT WHO THINKS TO BE ABOVE REST OF US ???????
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